Karma Has a Funny Way of Settling All the Things We Do Lyrics
A new restaurant named Karma just opened in my neighborhood.
There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.
I'm going to check out the new restaurant called Karma.
There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.
I don't downvote.
It's bad karma.
How does a fencer earn their karma?
Ripostes.
How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?
When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.
United Airlines should get into the rail transportation business...
...because they have the longest karma train that I've ever seen.
There are two kinds of people I hate the most...
1. People who want other people's approval for their opinions
2. Karma whores
Upvote if you agree
Is vengeful sex called...
Karma Sutra?
I'm sick of these people milking the EA conflict for karma!
I hope it at least gives them a sense of pride and accomplishment.
My wife asked me if I like to recycle...
"Well yeah of course. It's the only way I can get Karma!"
Hands Up!
Put the karma in the bag and no one gets hurt.
You can explore karma reposting reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean karma downvoted dad jokes. There are also karma puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
So i just ate at this new restaurant called Karma
They don't have menus, they just give you what you deserve.
Have you heard about this new resturant called Karma
There´s no menu, you get what you deserve
What does Dracula's torch run on?
*Bat-teries* now give me my five karma
So there was a police officer and his police dog...
The officer called the dog Joke, as it made him laugh always. Regardless, he loved the dog. However, one day the dog was demoted and reassigned to another Buddhist officer who wanted a dog to help him abstain from material things. The first officer was, of course upset. One of his friends he worked with asked what was wrong, and the first officer said, Well, it should be obvious. My Joke's been reposted for more karma!
They just opened a new Buddhist restaurant in my city...
It's called Karma. The thing is, they don't have a menu.
Instead, you get what you deserve.
Top Reddit posters should use their karma to help the envioronment
They are already experts at recycling.
What has two thumbs and 100k karma on their cake day?
Not me.
What do you get when you cross Father's Day and Cake day?
Extra Karma... I hope.
Reddit karma is a lot like sex
I don't get it
Reddit Karma is a lot like sex
It's easier to get if you lie about having cancer
My mom runs a car dealership and I am getting my new car from there.
My mom asked me "So will you be writing a cheque?"
I replied "Not today! It's my cake day. I get Free Karma"
How do you know if someone is just farming for karma?
They only post on their cake day
My friend wanted t know how I got all my karma
I replied "piece of cake"
After seven years and half a million karma I will share the 5 unwritten rules of posting on this site:
A friend challenged me to get more karma
I replied *"piece of cake"*
How easy is it to get Reddit karma?
It's a piece of cake.
A Redditor asks another Redditor what the best way to get karma is...
The experienced Redditor says: "It's a piece of cake."
My buddy asked me how my post got so much karma
Simple, piece of cake
My friends always ask me, how I got so much karma
My answer:
piece of cake
and repost
A serial killer was celebrating his cake day when he was nabbed by the police.
As he was escorted, he heard a voice shouted, I've told you karma will come to bite you!
How does a Reddit user get karma when they don't deserve it?
Piece of cake
What's the quickest way to earn karma using your sword-fighting abilities?
Riposte
What do you call it when redditors get undeserved free Karma?
Piece of Cake
The best part about Reddit karma is, if you know what you're doing, it's
a piece of cake.
When I was new to reddit, I asked my friend how he got all his Karma.
He replied, "Piece of Cake".
My friends always ask me how I have so much karma...
I always tell them its a piece of cake
Reddit Karma is like women
At first, everyone seems to have it except you.
No one knows how they work but everyone want them.
It would look really hard to get it untill you finally get it unexpectedly, somehow.
A difference of opinion and you lose them.
But they give you a sense of value even after being repeatedly told they are pointless.
Conclusion: Karma's a bitch.
A friend of mine asked how I got all this karma
I replied "piece of cake"
I met a monk a year ago today, and as soon as we met, he began to pester me for secrets. I told him most, but there was one I only disclosed today. He asked how I got so much karma, and I told him...
Piece of cake
Bought a new car and showed it to my mum.
I said, "have a look at my karma"
What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA?
Banned from of Seaworld
My friend asked how I got all my karma
I replied piece of cake
So I was asked by my friends about how to gain karma fast in reddit.
So I smiled and did this once in a year post.
How do you farm a ton of karma?
Piece of cake
Did you know Boy George loves to regularly post jokes on Reddit?
He is a real Karma Comedian!
How does a redditor get free karma he doesn't deserve?
Piece of cake.
How does an uncreative Redditor get karma?
Piece of cake.
How does an uncreative redditor get karma... Piece of Cake
Or a repost, evidently
I'm sick and tired of all these people farming karma on their cake day.
Anyways, an upvote would be appreciated.
How does a redditor get karma when they don't deserve it?
Piece of ca.....I'm just kidding they ask what's a flat earther's favorite Christmas decoration?
Their s'no globe.
My girlfriend bought me the karma sutra
Which put me in a very awkward position
What is something you say when something is too easy (like getting karma once a year?)
Piece of cake!
Cake Day special: Hear about the new restaurant called karma?
There's no menu... you get what you deserve.
What do you call a wolf that is woke?
Awarewolf
(credit goes to my GF, who's apparently practicing her dad humor. *sigh* please, don't wreck my karma)
A fellow redditor asked where all my karma came frome
If you're good enough, it's honestly a piece of cake.
What will be a the menu of a restaurant named karma?
There will be no menu you will get what you will deserve
I used to rip off famous comedians' jokes to post on Reddit for easy karma.
I still do, but I used to, too.
Marie-Antoinette heard of the starving karma farmers of reddit
Let them have cake day
If I had a female dog....
I'd name her "Karma."
I'm a firm believer in karma...
All of the people I treated badly had it coming to them.
It's my cake day but I don't Reddit for karma. I Reddit for love.
So somebody please love me so I can get off this awful site.
A Submarine Captain is walking down the street...
... when he sees a Buddhist monk fixing a fence.
"Hey mister, I'm having some trouble running my submarine. None of my crew like me. You're a wise man, what would you suggest?" asked the Captain.
"Make sure to switch everybody's positions very often" said the monk.
"Why?" said the Captain.
The monk replied "You'd be surprised at the amount of karma you get from reposting."
My friends keep asking me for advice..
They want to know how to get all the karma and awards.
I keep telling them it's a piece of cake
I heard about a new restaurant named karma
But they have no menu
They said you get what you deserve
How to get karma on reddit?
Piece of cake.
I need karma but here's a joke
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank
Cause they wash up on shore
Came up with this one a while ago but not enough Karma to post here, till now.
I was at a function and a guy at our table was talking about fixing up an old truck. He said he was going to replace the muffler first. I chimed in...
Don't do that first... you'll be too exhausted to do the anything else
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